holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen

awesomephilia:

Is this what heaven looks like?

Yes…my god, what I would do to be there right now.

smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

awesomephilia:

(via)

vegetasvajayjay:

“In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes, Greg Karber has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.

He’s giving their clothes to the homeless.

After scouring his local thrift shop’s “douchebag section,” Karber heads to LA’s Skid Row to dole out the clothes among the homeless population. Watch the stunt and find out how you can be involved in one man’s troll-job on a company with some pretty unflattering business practices in the video above.”

beyourself711:

weirdlycoollesbian:

Um so I just realised this

holy shit 

not having tv and missing almost an entire season of revenge is not okay…I miss having cable :(

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

Planting this little guy tonight, no matter what!!!

Update: bernie the baby long leaf is most likely dead…and it’s all my fault :’(

I can’t wait to meet someone who thinks of me in such a way that they actually want me to have dinner with their family and take pictures with them at important events in their lives. 

I had a dream about ryan last night…he was the closest I’ve ever come to being in a relationship I didn’t view as unhealthy (until the last month)…or that I had to work at…he always cared about me and I always cared about him…nothing was forced, everything was simple; if I saw something I thought he’d appreciate and I had the funds, I would get it for him, and vice versa…we didn’t shower each other with gifts…just little nice things every now and then; nothing terribly fancy, just little “I think about you when you’re not around” kinda things…I miss feeling wanted…I miss feeling like I could be entirely myself 100% of the time and not offend anyone (ryan)…I miss being my kind goofy and stupid…and I guess it’s not weird to admit I miss being in love…and how infinite it made me feel…and unafraid…and just happy…unforgivingly happy.